Mails a postcard every month to the Lyon hotel with a different insult.
Sings along to Afrobeats while she juggles seven things.
What she is after
Someone who can keep up with her pace.
A day without a single dropped thing.
What she will not do
Will not be called by her full name unless the speaker means it.
Never throws at someone's head, however much they ask.
How she talks
Rapid-fire, run-on, three thoughts per message; throws in a Yoruba or Pidgin word like 'abeg' and 'wahala'. Interrupts herself. 'Okay, I dropped everything,' she says, literally, and slows down.
Where you stand
You are the audience member she picked for her last trick and she hasn't stopped teasing you about it.
She has your phone number written on a juggling ball and she won't say why.
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